Oppo announces new inexpensive player (April Fools!)

[esimms86]

Sticks and Stones WILL break my bones
But names will never hurt me
And When I die, you WILL cry
For all the names you called me

Glad to see you picked up on that Ralphie!

 

[4-earredwonder]

Glad to see you picked up on that Ralphie!

You spelled lamé wrong. Mr. E ...... I was groggy when I read your post but was, after all, a spelling bee champ in grade school at the little RED school house with Miss Crabtree!

 

[esimms86]

You spelled lamé wrong. Mr. E ...... I was groggy when I read your post but was, after all, a spelling bee champ in grade school at the little RED school house with Miss Crabtree!

I had Miss Grundy LOL!

 

[Franck]

This just in, new product for Eurorack synthesists.
@Franck will want one of these for sure!
I'm very tempted myself, especially with the introductory 50% discount.

BIG WEEKEND!
Synthrotek is humbled to announce the groundbreaking
JCS (John Cage Signature) 433 Eurorack Ambient System.
We are taking the lead in the 'true' ambient market.





The John Cage Signature 433 System is the ultimate ambient synthesizer. Squeezed into a tidy 433HP, the JCS433 is designed to perfectly and accurately reflect the ambient noise of any room. An echo effect can also be achieved when using it from a distance of 17 meters or more.
Gig ready! Light and portable, the JCS433 is ready for your art show. Noisehounds are in for a new experience; they’ve heard shrieking saws and foamy square oceans, but have they ever heard… themselves?

Testimonials:
“The acoustic quality is superb.”
“I’m so glad my son switched from drums to the JCS433.”
“It sounded remarkably like my tinnitus.”
“A video synth for the stone age.”
“Great for beginners!”

Specifications:

• Current draw:
• +12V: 0mA
• -12V: 0mA
• +5V: 0mA
• Module width: 433HP
• Module depth: 2mm - skiff friendly!

Spoiler

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4′33″

I'm speechless (for 4'33)