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I was reading/singing that as the 12 days of Snoodmas!
Just need a partridge in a pear tree!
But Master Smithers....Tis the Season for Prickly Pear Ale!
With a delightful Banana Souffle from the luxurious Snoodville Spa and Grillewhere you can get a rub .. and grub!
And on the 13th Day of Snoodmas, Snood got his NEW:
5.1 Speaker System, with, ironically, a tap dancin' banana
Yo, Bitch, I got the sweet spot
To which Snood replied:
Kooooooo
And Snood, MaMa Snood, the tap dancin' banana*, the gigantic disc cabinet, the three Amazon echo dots, Alexa**, the mood lighting, the 5.1 speakers, 2 slightly used Marantz receivers and the Rich Chycki Rush Hemispheres 5.1 remix lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
*POSTSCRIPT: Snood grabbed the dancin' banana... made a simply splashing daiquiri out of it and reclaimed the Sweet Spot
To Which MaMa Snood replied:
VERY Kooooooo, Snoo... and blissfully refreshing!
**And For those who thought Alexa was just an echo dot......THINK AGAIN:
And Snood, turn off that Chicly Rikki Rush shit or no sugar tonight
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