Deluxe Edition of "Imagine" Coming Soon! (Remixed 5.1 and Remastered Quad audio)

[Jeffrey Michael]

I will be honest...I've never seen a man so proud of being...well...UNDER endowed

It must’ve been cold?

 

[beerking]

All together now, a one, a two a three...

When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hanging on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!
Hmm, and then mama took me to grammar school
But I stopped off in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
Catch me playing with my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!
Oh, that is beautiful
You know what I heard, I heard
I heard two girls over here singing in harmony, that's all right, honey
This is a free country, live like you wanna live, baby!
Yeah, ain't nobody gonna knock it, doll, mm-mm
Yeah, freedom
Yes sir, there's one guy right over here singin' "mine" too, that's all right, brother!
Yes sir, you got a right, baby, ain't nobody gonna bother you, tell you
Once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring
But held on to my ding-a-ling-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!
Hmm, you know that's future parliament out there singin'?
Oh yeah! (yeah!)
Hmm, once I was swimming 'cross turtle creek
Man, them snappers all around my feet
Sure was hard swimming 'cross that thing
With both hands holding my ding-a-ling
Oh, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!
That's so beautiful
I think it's a beautiful little song, really I do
And guess what, everybody's still not singing
There's a few right down front here that's not singing
We're gonna dedicate this verse to those who will not sing, yes sir
Hmm, this here song it ain't so sad
The cutest little song you ever had
Those of you who will not sing
You must be playing with your own ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!
Oh, your own, ding-a-ling, your own ding-a-ling, we saw you playing with your ding-a-ling
Oh, my ding-a-ling, everybody sing, I want to play with my, everybody
My ding-a-ling, oh, my, ding-a-ling
Slow down, I want to play, everybody, with my ding-a-ling!

And relax...back to Imagine, or will we?

 

[Jeffrey Michael]

Do you mean THIS ONE

IF EVER THERE WAS A CASE FOR MALE/FEMALE 'SCAPING' Here's pluperfect proof!

Yep! Dare I say, he fit right in.

 

[4-earredwonder]

JOHN/YOKO: TWO VIRGINS??????

IMMACULATE CONCEPTIONS?or perhaps the rhythm [and blues] method?

 

[halbroome]

So, a grower not a shower . . . let's give the poor dead man a chance!

 

[4-earredwonder]

So, a grower not a shower . . . let's give the poor dead man a chance!

It's a good thing the Beatles' Masterpiece wasn't called: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Band!

 

[beerking]

It's a good thing the Beatles' Masterpiece wasn't called: Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Band!

Now, that did make me laugh out loud...

And I still am....

 

[4-earredwonder]

Now, that did make me laugh out loud...

And I still am....

Alright, already....enuf with the wee wee jokes .......now, onto BIGGER and BETTER things!

 

[JerseyEd]

I really was hoping to order from the Moose, but with Amazon US at $99.98, Bullmoose at $84.97 and ImportCD's at $69.86 I had to go with ImportCD's.

 

[beerking]

Alright, already....enuf with the wee wee jokes .......now, onto BIGGER and BETTER things!

Allman Brothers...Eat a peach.

 

[4-earredwonder]

Allman Brothers...Eat a peach.

Or, rather, EAT AN ORANGE!

 

[beerking]

Or, rather, EAT AN ORANGE!

Exactly

 

[LennonCobain]

Here is the Import CDs link:
https://www.importcds.com/imagine-the-ultimate-collection/602567671268

Now all I need is a promo code and I can cancel my Amazon UK pre-order.

 

[Clint Eastwood]

Alright, already....enuf with the wee wee jokes .......now, onto BIGGER and BETTER things!

OH Ralphie...you were doing so good today until this one...geeze...you just can't help yourself...always have to get a political jab in there...sad really

 

[4-earredwonder]

OH Ralphie...you were doing so good today until this one...geeze...you just can't help yourself...always have to get a political jab in there...sad really

Maybe I should have employed a lower case font!

Mea Culpa!

 

[4-earredwonder]

Here is the Import CDs link:
https://www.importcds.com/imagine-the-ultimate-collection/602567671268

Now all I need is a promo code and I can cancel my Amazon UK pre-order.

At best, ImportCD usually has their 10% off promo codes twice a year [and had one recently] so unless you want to take a chance and wait to pre~order in the hopes of obtaining that discount, better wait before pre~ordering as changing an ImportCD order is NOT the easiest task.

 

[beerking]

Maybe I should have employed a lower case font!

Mea Culpa!

me kinda encourage....too playful tonite, soz (I blame my footie teams first win of the season!!)..nice drop of JD

 

[4-earredwonder]

me kinda encourage....too playful tonite, soz (I blame my footie teams first win of the season!!)..nice drop of JD

Not to worry, beerking, I'm a big boy....I can take it. What's the worst that can happen.......Clinty will make me bend over ...... and administer the paddle?

Notice Beerking......the paddle's ORANGE ...... hee hee!

 

[Jeffrey Michael]

Maybe I should have employed a lower case font!

Mea Culpa!

Don’t mind the naysayers. You’re doing great!

 

[Simon A]

I will be honest...I've never seen a man so proud of being...well...UNDER endowed

Women didn't care. They still wanted to shag him.